Truth in wine

There's nothing like half a bottle of red wine to make you want to call all your friends and tell them how much you love them... but you're not drunk enough to forget that picking up the phone will kill your buzz.

I should really join Twitter. How many characters was that?

But seriously, have some red wine before calling your mom on her birthday, and shit like that. It helps the love flow.

Some of us could use the lubrication.