Eff you, granny-named scum stores

Let's pop into this Betty's Bistro for a coffee.

There it is. At the end of this ugly strip mall. The one with Honey Fluff Donuts and whoever Enny is.

Gambling. Motherfucker.

Dotty's looks quaint. I wonder what's inside.

Oh.

Of course. They even own the wall.

I was too cowardly to go inside these establishments and suss them out for myself. Maybe they are quaint and perfectly lovely.

But I do know something I believe to be true.

Video gaming is bad for your health. 

At least I'd bet.