When in doubt, do the dishes

There's this saying I use when overwhelmed with the amount a cleaning it takes to live as an adult American human:

I want this cross-stitched onto a throw pillow somehow. My quick search for custom cross-stitch pillow cases turned up rather fruitless. Who's got an embroidery machine and wants to make some good Etsy money?

Does this mantra speak to you? Perhaps you're more of a "when in doubt, do the laundry" kinda person, or "when in doubt, make coffee". Or perhaps you'd rather have pictures of roadkill on your pillows before reminders of chores.

I get that.