Bumper stickers

I would never put a bumper sticker on my crappy car. I like the anonymity of driving around in the most ubiquitous car on the planet. But that last post about Berkeley got me reminiscing about my old Honda Elite scooter, which got 80-100 mpg and was bedazzled with many great bumper stickers. This one was on both sides of the front panel:

 

My racing stripes

Boy did this statement get me a lot of looks! I stand by this bold statement. Those of you who handle cell phones while driving - please reconsider, or fuck the fuck off... seriously. THINK!

This sticker was made before texting exploded (preteens who created this text-nation are just finally driving), and let me tell ya, texting while driving makes my blood boil like little else.

If you are driving and texting, and you crash into me and kill me, I swear I will haunt you until you are also a ghost.

Toodle-loo!