Fun with search boxes

Sometimes I like to go to Etsy and type absurd things into the search box. Animals barfing. Boob candle. Atheist baby. Psychotic soap. Balls in zipper. Fart lip balm. You'd be surprised how often there's a hit. On a recent search for animal sex I found these gems. I dare you to wear one on your next blind date - double dare if you're a dude (actually no, double dare if you're a dudette because the wrong blind date could take this as more of a suggestion than a joke - please bring a friend as back-up -wait no no NO, on second thought, don't do this!!!).

Bunnies, Horsies, Doggie, oh my!

I'm definitely keeping the horse brooch in mind for a Christmas white elephant gift. I hope I get it.